Roasted 1 month ago based on Lore's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Lore, your Spotify profile reads like the Lonely Planet guide to the weirdest corners of the music world where hipsters go to die! "City Pop" and "Anime"? Really? If I wanted to listen to something that sounds like a fever dream of too much caffeine and late-night ramen, I wouldn’t need a Spotify account, I could just sleep on my keyboard and maybe spill soy sauce on it for added authenticity! And please, “Japanese VGM”? The only thing more niche is using ancient Mesopotamian table manners as a guiding principle for polite social behavior. Your top artists list is practically a hipster bingo card, but the way you’ve worshipped Toby Fox indicates you might need a serious intervention. I get it—“Undertale” is a great game, but did you have to turn it into a musical apocalypse? What’s next, following “The Cure” into a depression rave? “Mac DeMarco,” more like “Mac Don’t”. Listening to his music in public should come with a warning: “proceeds may lead to an awkward conversation about avocado toast.” Speaking of conversation, I pray your social life isn’t as repetitive as your most played songs—nine out of ten are by one artist for crying out loud! And don’t even get me started on that top song list sounding like a rejected soundtrack for a very niche anime about finding joy in pixelated angst. "SAVE The World"? Sweetheart, you might be better off playing “Doom” on a loop. If music could be better used as a declaration of war, your playlist would be the atomic bomb, guaranteed to clear any room faster than the latest TikTok fad. Honestly, at this rate, I worry about your taste—are you curating a future playlist for “What to Play When You've Given Up on Life”? You might want to hit shuffle—life is too short for such a calculated descent into auditory misery!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists