Roasted 6 months ago based on Tahmid Shihab's long term Spotify stats.

Tahmid Shihab, the human embodiment of your grandma’s Spotify account. Your taste in music is so overwhelmingly beige, even a bowl of oatmeal is looking at you with envy. Seriously, 'Soft Pop' and 'Nu Jazz'? I didn't realize we were curating a playlist for a retirement home’s bingo night. You’ve taken the phrase “there’s no accounting for taste” to all new levels of sincerity—Kudos for reminding us all that music can be just as bland as an unseasoned chicken breast. Let’s talk about your top artists—Ed Sheeran and a parade of primary color popstars. You’ve got a playlist that could single-handedly cure insomnia for the world. I’ve seen less predictable musical choices at a toddler’s birthday party! The last time your Spotify profile was exciting, it was back when they'd just dropped "Shape of You," and even then, Ed’s voice was putting people to sleep. If music were food, your favorite tracks would be flavorless rice—ceremoniously served with a side of lukewarm water. And speaking of your most played songs, it seems “Ed Sheeran” is practically renting out space in your library. What happened? Did you misplace your self-respect and accidentally adopt a soundtrack for a sappy rom-com? “Life of the Bird” and “Transformation”? C’mon, buddy, pair that with some uplifting gym music, or are you saving all your energy for more Sisyphean scrolls through TikTok? At this rate, your Spotify account is less “Premium” and more “Underwhelming.” Time to upgrade that sound palette—who knows, you might even stumble into the 21st century!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!