Roasted 6 months ago based on Cormac :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Cormac's Spotify profile, the place where musical confusion reigns supreme! We’ve got a delightful mix of genres that look like they were pulled from a hipster's bad breakup playlist. Seriously, “Brazilian Phonk” and “Melodic Rap”? Are you trying to win an award for the most niche tastes known to man? With that variety, I half-expect a country ballad to pop up next because, hey, why not? At this point, you're one emo track away from making a mixtape that could cure existential dread. Now, let’s take a look at your top artists. Tyler, the Creator makes sense—everyone loves a little chaos in their life. But what’s with the blend of Taylor Swift and Numberjacks? Did you time travel back to kindergarten for inspiration? And please tell us how KNEECAP topped your list. Are you secretly a connoisseur of Irish rap, or did you just like the sound of that name more than your ex’s? Deciding between U2 and Doja Cat must’ve been a real brain-buster, but congrats—you’ve officially made your listening choices look like a dystopian teenager's Spotify wrapped! Last but not least, your most played songs list reads like an emotional rollercoaster written by an AI programmed to mimic teenage angst. You’ve got “See You Again” sitting pretty next to “BAD PARENTING FUNK V2.” Smooth transitions might not be your forte, but hey, at least you’re keeping us guessing! Pop like this all you want, Cormac; your playlist is the perfect soundtrack for spiraling into nostalgia about your questionable taste choices. Now go on, hit shuffle—you might just stumble into something that doesn’t make us cringe completely!

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