Roasted 2 years ago based on LLLL's long term Spotify stats.

Hey LL, looking at your Spotify profile is like scrolling through an existential crisis—every genre and artist is a cry for help wrapped in a mixtape of bad decisions. "Hip Hop," "Rap," and "Rage Rap"? I didn’t know we were collecting genres like Pokémon cards. With all that rage, I half expect your playlists to come with a side of therapy sessions and a heavy dose of reality check. By the time you reach "Intelligent Dance Music," it sounds like you just want to convince people you’re deep when we all know you’re just vibing in a puddle of confusion. And your top artists are a who’s who of “I promise I listen to cool music!” LUCKI? JPEGMAFIA? It’s like you’re trying to blend street cred with avant-garde hipster at a dive bar that serves overpriced avocado toast. Seriously, Dean Blunt makes music for people who cry in cafes, and yet here you are, bopping to “Birdgang” like you’re about to ace your next philosophy class. “I’ll be right there”? With your taste in music, I genuinely hope it’s an exit to better vibes because this is a sonic disaster zone. Your most played songs tell a whole new story of indecision and existential dread. “GET NAKED” by "che"? Pro tip: try getting dressed first; it might help you decide who you want to be. And who the heck is "OsamaSon"? With a name like that, I fear your playlists might start suggesting fringe conspiracy theories while desperately seeking underground fame like a misplaced TikTok influencer. Here’s a thought: maybe curate a playlist called “Songs to Play While You Figure Out Your Life,” because clearly, you need it!

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