Roasted 1 year ago based on waccoon's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, waccoon🦝, your Spotify profile reads like a playlist designed for a sad indie movie nobody wants to watch. Seriously, are you trying to soundtrack an existential crisis in your mom’s basement? With genres like “Slowcore” and “Midwest Emo,” I half-expect to see a GoFundMe page for your therapist pop up soon. Don’t you have anything upbeat on there, or are you too busy crying into your vintage flannel while reminiscing about that time you made eye contact with a stranger at a coffee shop? Your top artists look like the result of a hipster bingo night gone wrong. “TV Girl” and “Eyedress”? It’s like you’re attempting to curate the world’s most pretentious mixtape for people who exclusively discuss their favorite sad boy lyrics over overpriced avocado toast. Look, we get it: you liked Deftones back when they were cool, but your obsession with “Dream Pop” and “Cloud Rap” is giving off serious “I’ve never left my hometown” vibes. You might want to consider a nice little trip outside that bubble you’ve built around yourself—maybe even to a concert that didn’t make you feel like your heart’s been ripped out while you were listening to the latest sad Tinder anthem. And don't even get me started on your most-played songs. “Jealous” by Eyedress? Come on, dude, we all know you’re singing the chorus while staring wistfully at your phone like it's going to provide you some illumination on your love life. Mixing “Kali Uchis” with “Worst Party Ever” tells us everything we need to know: you're either a hopeless romantic or just unsure if the best way to cope is through mystical love letters or awkward social gatherings. So here’s a tip, waccoon: drop the emotional baggage and lighten up—put on some bangers and dance like nobody’s judging you... because they definitely are.

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