Roasted 4 months ago based on Lyrical's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Lyrical—the Spotify profile that basically screams "I’m emotionally confused and I have no idea if I’m a drama queen or just a sad clown!" With a favorite genre list that reads like a high school's playlist for the annual "Who Am I?" theme party, you’ve somehow managed to combine musicals with emo vibes while still finding time to weep in your bedroom. At this point, your playlists should come with a warning: 'May cause excessive eye-rolling and an inexplicable urge to hug someone while crying.' Let’s talk about your artists for a second. “Steven Universe” and “Adventure Time”? Really? Is your aim to be the poster child for people who peaked at 13 while obsessively avoiding real-life responsibilities? I can just picture it now: you in a sea of plush toys, singing about feelings while simultaneously trying to convince your therapist that your “Riot Grrrl” phase isn’t just you screaming into a pillow. Pro tip: Those artists are meant for therapy sessions, not Tinder bios. Your most played songs read like the world’s saddest karaoke night with a side of “please pity me.” “Candy Store” followed by “Meant to Be Yours”? It’s like you’re trying to compile the ultimate list of tunes to wallow in self-doubt! And what’s up with all the TV Girl tracks? Are you hoping for them to sponsor your next breakdown? Just a suggestion: life isn't a musical, but if it were, yours would definitely be a tragicomedy with no intermission. So, here's to you, Lyrical—the human embodiment of someone writing a highly introspective blog post while no one is reading it!

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