Roasted 1 year ago based on Arwen's long term Spotify stats.

Wren, your Spotify profile reads like a PowerPoint presentation gone horribly wrong at a middle school talent show. Seriously, did you just throw genres at a wall and see what stuck? K-Pop and Gothic Country? That’s like mixing pickles and peanut butter – it’s either genius or just a sign that you’ve been hoarding your Spotify account since the 2000s. Emo? Pfft, more like “let’s cry into our avocados” while blasting some pop punk that’s somehow even more corporate than a 9-to-5 office job. Your playlist has more identity crises than a reality TV contestant trying to look relatable. Let’s dissect those top artists for a second. You’ve got Doja Cat and John Mulaney sharing space with TWICE and Ashnikko. Not to mention your obsession with not just one, but three different groups of people whose primary goal is to be as cute and meme-worthy as possible. Honestly, it’s like you took a deep dive into a TikTok fever dream and came back with an existential crisis instead of a personality. I’d suggest a mood board, but I’m scared it might just be a collage of sad B-roll clips set to “The Feels.” And wow, your most played songs sound like the soundtrack to a middle school dance gone completely off the rails. "The Feels" and "OMG" combined with "LALISA"? I can’t tell if you’re jamming out or lost in a perpetual state of cringe. If your Spotify history was a movie, it’d be “The Emoji Movie,” but somehow worse because it’s happening inside your head. Pick a vibe and stick with it, because right now you sound like a DJ with a terrible case of indecision operating under the influence of glitter and regret. Keep it up, and you might just end up creating the ultimate playlist for sad clowns. Bravo!

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