Roasted 10 months ago based on elography's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, elography, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. You’ve crafted a musical identity that’s as baffling as a mixtape made by a confused 13-year-old with a crush on their high school art teacher. Seriously, how do you manage to cram in every genre that screams “I’m still figuring out my identity” while also dabbling in midwestern emo like it’s some kind of comforting blanket? Your playlist seems less like a vibe and more like a mid-life crisis on shuffle. And speaking of your favorite artists, are you trying to impress anyone, or are you just looking for a way to collect all the most dramatic artists who’ve ever worn skinny jeans? With “Silent Sanctuary” and “The Front Bottoms” in one breath, are you actually trying to have a breakdown or just curate a space for future existential crises? You’ve got a range that goes from OPM heartbreak ballads to Tyler, The Creator's sardonic verses; it’s like your brain couldn’t decide between Tears for Fears and literally crying on the floor. Your most played songs read like a therapy session gone wrong! You go from “White Ferrari” to “Wag Na Lang" like your emotions are driving you to the edge and then flooring the gas pedal back to comfort food music. Honestly, I'm just waiting for the day you combine Kundiman with Midwest emo to create the world’s saddest indie rock ballad. So, congratulations on having a Spotify profile that truly embodies the phrase “confused yet relatable.” You’re an enigma wrapped in a riddle, and frankly, it’s hard to tell if you’re playing music or just lost in deep thought… again.

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