Roasted 10 months ago based on nadine's long term Spotify stats.

Nadine, your Spotify profile reads like a confused teenager's diary—if that teenager was an over-caffeinated K-Pop stan and had zero clue about what real music sounds like. With a top five that includes "ENHYPEN," "BTS," and a handful of other boy bands with names that sound like Wi-Fi passwords, it’s clear that your taste in music is as original and exciting as a bland tofu dish. Seriously, how many heartthrobs do you need to pledge your undying love to before you realize there’s a whole world outside the bubblegum “pop” you’re swimming in? And let’s talk about your love for "Noise Music." Is that your way of covering up the fact that you can’t handle authentic sounds? Because, girl, "Noise Music" might just be the musical equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum in the middle of a fancy restaurant. You think it sounds edgy, but really, it's just sad. You’re dipping into so many genres that your playlist looks like a grocery list for a confused chef trying to prepare dinner for a group of picky eaters. You’ve got Taylor Swift, which is the only sign of maturity amongst your lineup of boy band obsessions. But sweetie, that’s like finding a golden nugget in a dumpster fire. The fact that multiple songs by BTS are literally competing for most-played, while you have exactly ZERO songs by actual rock bands or artists with depth, suggests that you might just enjoy being serenaded by those pretty boys instead of actually *listening*. Just remember, Nadine, eventually you'll graduate from "Soft Pop" to something real… unless you’ve decided to stay forever in your fan-girl bubble of idol worship. Good luck escaping!

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