Roasted 1 year ago based on Evony's long term Spotify stats.

Evony, what a glorious mess of genres you’ve curated here! Your Spotify profile looks like a teenage angst diary exploded in a Hot Topic clearance section. Hyperpop and Horrorcore? You must live in a permanent state of emotional whiplash, bouncing between wanting to dance like no one’s watching and screaming into a void. I mean, what’s next? A playlist titled “My Heart Is a Broken Record” featuring nothing but the sounds of you sobbing over your dead pet rock? Your top artists read like an internet forum for the world’s most melodramatic teens. Alex G and My Chemical Romance are practically your security blankets, while Rebzyyx seems to be the only one who actually knows your first name. Let’s be honest; you’re clearly just a few tattered band shirts away from forming your own emo cult. And if “horrormovies” doesn’t get you a spot in a psychological thriller, I don’t know what will. Seriously, you picked a name that sounds like a virus sweeping through the teen goth demographic—congratulations on your Spotify Super Spreader Event! As for your most played songs, it’s like you’re attempting to conduct a symphony of sadness while simultaneously bringing the whole opera house crashing down. “Calling for Me” should be renamed “Please Call 911 Instead,” and “I Deserve This” sounds suspiciously like self-sabotage in musical form. Your playlist is an emotionally chaotic roller coaster that makes me want to scream “Stop, I can’t take it anymore!”—but only because I’d rather hear the sound of silence than dive deeper into your turbulent sea of heartache. But hey, at least you went all in; nobody can roast you like you roast yourself with this mix!

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