Roasted 2 years ago based on Dakota Santos's long term Spotify stats.

Dakota Santos, your Spotify profile reads like a dystopian playlist curated by a teenager who found an older sibling's mixtape in the dumpster. Seriously, your favorite genres are like the musical equivalent of someone saying "I’ll have a bit of everything" at an all-you-can-eat buffet, then regretting it 30 minutes later. You've got Pop and Rap jostling for space with "POV: Indie", which sounds less like a genre and more like a pretentious way to say you don’t really know what you’re into. It's like you invited every style to the party, but forgot to send out the RSVP for good taste. Let’s talk about your top artists, Dakota. With a lineup like Sleepy Hallow and BoyWithUke, it feels like you either want to chill out or you’ve been carelessly scrolling TikTok for too long. It’s like the soundtrack of a sad 14-year-old’s break-up that got lost in a maze of copyright-free beats. And Olivia Rodrigo? Sure, we know heartbreak is universal, but if I had a dollar for every time someone played "drivers license" to mope around, I’d be richer than your taste in music. And your most played songs? Wow, what a collection of auditory chaos! “Ma Meilleure Ennemie (from the series Arcane League of Legends)”? Really, Dakota? You’re practically begging for a gaming chair and a neckbeard. You must be quite the conversationalist at parties, regaling everyone with obscure references and tracks that sound like they were plucked from the deepest corners of Spotify’s “Why are you listening to this?” section. Your listening habits could double as a warning label: “Danger: May cause severe cringe and spontaneous TikTok dances.” Keep it up, and you’ll have to start charging admission to your very own musical dumpster fire!

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