Roasted 1 year ago based on NOBODY's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's YELI, whose musical taste is as confused as a chameleon at a color party! Your love for K-Pop and Latin Pop suggests you might be the only person captive in a music genre prison where the warden is your Spotify algorithm. Seriously, who hurt you that you needed to diversify your genres so much? It's like you picked random entries from a "How to Pretend You’re Cultured" handbook and called it a day. We’re still trying to figure out what “Norwegian Pop” even is—does it include songs about fish? Because it sure sounds fishy. Your top artists read like a music festival lineup curated by a committee who hadn’t heard of any new artists since 2010. Lady Gaga? Rihanna? Those are your top picks? You've got the musical palate of a teenage girl posting on TikTok, desperately trying to be edgy while still under parental supervision. And let’s not even get started on those “most played songs.” You must have been going for a "Throwback Thursday" vibe every day of the week. I mean, “Mr. Rover” by DARA? Come on, that’s not a song; that’s a cry for help from a lost dog! Let’s be real: your Spotify looks like the confusion of a kid who just got their first iPod and mashed every button, believing it would make them a music connoisseur. At this point, even Spotify is starting to rethink its life choices for associating with you. We get it, you're trying to be “different,” but you're just proving that variety is not always the spice of life; sometimes it's just plain chaotic. So keep jamming to your eclectic, confusing mess of genres, YELI—just don’t expect anyone else to join the ride.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!