Roasted 7 months ago based on tbtbtb's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here—a Spotify profile that reads like a high school yearbook for hipsters who still think a French baguette is the pinnacle of culinary arts. Your taste in music screams "I have unfiltered access to my emotions, but I use Spotify to hide them." With more entries in “Pop” and “Variété Française” than a Parisian café with a permanent 'Closed' sign, it seems like someone is really trying to cultivate that 'I spend Saturdays painting my nails and contemplating existential dread' vibe. Your top artist list could easily pass as a lineup for a broken-hearted support group. Taylor Swift? Yeah, we get it—your entire personality revolves around her verses of heartbreak and tales of bad relationships. I mean, how many songs about broken hearts does one person really need? Your playlists are living proof that you likely text "I'm fine" while weeping over a hot bag of cheese puffs late at night. In the world of music lovers, you’re that person who shows up at a party and desperately wants to talk about their latest crying session rather than, you know, actually mingle. And let’s talk about those most played songs—if I hear "So Long, London" one more time, I might throw my phone out the window and move to Timbuktu just to escape your melodramatic ballads. Your Spotify might as well be called “Taylor's Therapy Sessions,” because at this point, you clearly need a break from all that angst. Just remember, not every pop song needs an entire soundtrack of lumpy emotions—try throwing in something with a bit more groove! But then again, that would require you to step outside of your soft, French Pop comfort zone, and let’s be honest; you're probably busy painting your room lavender and staring wistfully out the window imagining a life where you’re not so painfully predictable.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!