Roasted 9 months ago based on WhatASigma's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, WhatASigma, your Spotify profile is basically a one-way ticket to the cringe train station. Congratulations! You’ve curated a collection of genres that are as scattered as your attention span. Seriously, is your music taste a meme? With more drills than a hardware store, I half-expect your playlists to come with a hard hat and a safety briefing. Who needs a range of emotions when you can just alternate between angry and angsty, right? An entire sonic smorgasbord where “melodic rap” gently eases the pain of your existential dread, only to be interrupted by “rage rap,” like a buddy punching you in the gut right after giving you a cupcake. And your top artists? That’s just a roll call of failed school projects and Wikipedia edits. There’s Juice WRLD and Kanye West, serving looks like they're caught in an emotional spiral, while Taco Hemingway is just there for comic relief—like a piñata at a funeral. Pop Smoke’s looking down and probably regretting dropping anything for your ears, and let’s be real, Chief Keef’s probably rolling in his grave, wishing he could delete that Spotify account associated with you. Drake’s smart enough not to clap back; he’s too busy writing verses for his next album about how people like you keep his streams afloat. Now, let's talk about your top tracks—33% Kanye and the rest trying to fill those glaring gaps. "I Wonder" and "Flashing Lights"? Sounds more like your personal theme songs for all those times you've floated through life with the grace of a drunken giraffe. But hey, at least "120 WERSÓW ŻEBY ZAJE*AĆ CO WASZE” is a track that really captures the essence of your entire existence. It’s chaos, confusion, and a little bit of ‘What was I thinking?’ all wrapped up in one perfect song. Kudos for that!

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