Roasted 8 months ago based on Ahin's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ahin🪷, let’s break down your Spotify profile, because it reads like a hipster’s fever dream combined with the playlists of a 14-year-old who thinks they’re deep. Seriously, your favorite genres sound like the rejected track list for the world’s first anime slasher film. How does someone go from trap metal to J-Pop and then to modern blues without causing musical whiplash? Your playlist is the sonic equivalent of choosing to wear socks with sandals on your way to a Crunchyroll convention—bless your heart for trying, but come on. Now, let’s talk about those top artists—LilyPichu seems to have a firm grasp on your emotional stability because you’ve basically turned your music taste into a shrine devoted to her. Are you planning a wedding, or are you updating your diary about your unrequited love for a voice actor? And don't even get me started on "Arcane" being on your top artist list like it's an actual band. What’s the plan? Drawing fan art while lamenting about how you’ll never find love? You’d have better luck getting a standing ovation from a crowd of raccoons than convincing anyone that this hodgepodge of artists makes sense. Finally, your most played songs span titles like “blue heart” and “wilting memories.” Are you a walking Tumblr post, Ahin? It sounds like your Spotify Wrapped is just a cry for help written in the most melodramatic way possible. I can hear your sobs echoing in a high school cafeteria somewhere, while you're pretending these tracks give you existential depth. Pro tip: it’s hard to find meaning in a playlist when it sounds like you're just binge-watching anime with sad snacks. Keep your chin up; at least you have a unique taste—one that nobody else is likely to steal!

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