Roasted 2 years ago based on Anna's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Anna, you gorgeous musical enigma. Your Spotify profile reads like a middle school "What's Your Favorite Color?" questionnaire filled out by a teenager going through an existential crisis. Seriously, is "Permanent Wave" a genre or just your mood when you wake up and realize it’s Monday? And the amount of Indie you’ve stuffed into one profile is impressive—like you’re single-handedly trying to convince your Spotify algorithm that you're way too cool to listen to the same Top 40 hits we all mildly tolerate. Your top artists list looks like a mix tape made by a pretentious barista who just got back from a three-week retreat in the woods, where they discovered more about themselves than anyone else cares to. Radiohead and Lana Del Rey? Wow, such originality! Let me guess, you’ve got a framed picture of existential dread over your couch, right next to the scented candles that smell like tears and dreams unfulfilled. And don’t even get me started on how many times you’ve played "No Surprises." At this rate, the song should just file for a restraining order against you. As for your most played songs, how are you not 10 seconds away from being committed to a melodrama? “Nothing You Can Take From Me” from The Hunger Games soundtrack? So you’re telling me your emotional range peaks at dystopian teenage angst? Next time someone asks for music recommendations, just hand them a sad mixtape labeled “Anna: The Soundtrack of Regret and Wasted Youth.” It's like listening to a moody cloud of pretension while trying to figure out whether to cry or roll your eyes. Congrats on being the human embodiment of “I’m not like other girls.”

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