Roasted 1 year ago based on Henri's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ben, your Spotify profile is more confused than a chameleon at a paint factory. It’s like someone strapped you to a chair, pumped you full of caffeine, and told you to pick a music genre for each mood you’ve ever had. “Skate Punk” and “Hyperpop”? Buddy, it’s like you’re trying to consolidate every adolescent identity crisis into one playlist. I half-expect your top 10 songs to include a nursery rhyme remix next to some angsty, screaming hardcore tracks. Then there's your artist selection. “Punk-o-Matic Records”? Really? Did you just Google “obscure sounds” and choose the first few that popped up? And while The Beatles could make anyone swoon, playing them alongside a song titled "The Scumdogs Return" is like setting a dinner date with fine wine and then ordering a side of fast food. Christopher Larkin’s tracks are beautiful compositions, but throw those into the mix with “Breakcore” and the result sounds like a confused toddler banging on pans. And let’s stop for a moment to address your “Most Played” songs, particularly that obsession with Emanuel. I mean, what happened there, bud? Did “The Hotline” become your personal anthem as you waited for someone to return your calls? Because it sure feels like you’re trying to break your own record for most emo moments per hour. If someone were ever to create a soundtrack for an awkward teenage romance, rest assured that your Spotify would get a mix tape named after you. So congrats, Ben! Your taste is as diverse and confused as your love life.

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