Roasted 23 days ago based on Rvisser's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Rvisser, where do we even begin with your Spotify profile? Your taste in music is like a garage sale of cringe. Seriously, "Hollands" and "Nederpop"? Is this a profile or an invitation to the worst translation of a mid-life crisis? Your playlist reads like a desperate email from a boomer trying to be hip at a family BBQ, spamming “Can I get a ‘Yacht Rock’ remix for the vibes?” Look out, the Dutch music scene is shaking in their wooden shoes because you are somehow the ambassador of mediocrity. Now let’s talk about your top artists. Sure, Bon Jovi and Queen are legends, but then you drop Guus Meeuwis in there like it's some kind of hidden gem. It’s like showing up to a gourmet restaurant and ordering chicken tenders while claiming you're a culinary enthusiast. And what’s with the inclusion of Katy Perry? Did she promise you a free concert in exchange for eternal dedication? Come on, Rvisser, if we wanted a mix of rock and bubblegum pop, we’d just hit shuffle on a toddler’s Spotify account and let them run wild with the likes of “Firework.” And those most-played songs? Wow, it’s like the theme for the next big sad boy movie but with added cringey optimism. “Let Her Go” might as well be the anthem for people who keep making the same bad decisions in love—your streaming history is practically a therapy session waiting to happen. With tracks like "Unwritten" and "Break My Stride," it’s evident you’re not just living in the past; you’re wading through a quicksand of nostalgia while desperately reaching for the nearest rock anthem just to feel something. Spoiler alert: It’s not working. Time to update that playlist before we have to call the music police on you!

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