Roasted 1 year ago based on (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, curiousikitty, it looks like your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a teenager’s bedroom—cluttered with so much niche content that even your furniture is asking to be redecorated. You’re in deep with Vocaloid and J-Pop, but let’s be real, the only “pop” you’re really getting is hoping someone notices you at a cringe-worthy anime convention. With genres like Breakcore and Speedcore, it’s clear your taste is trapped in the hyper-kinetic chaos of a caffeine-fueled sugar rush, combined with the existential dread of watching too much anime. Your top artists read like a “Who’s Who” of internet memes and the forgotten soundtracks of that one otaku friend who speaks exclusively using GIFs. Toby Fox—congrats on having more Toby songs in your rotation than actual human interactions! And mothy? Sure, we get it; you love music that sounds like it was configured during a 3 a.m. fever dream in a basement. The real tragedy here is that your playlists have somehow managed to make “Death By Glamour” sound less fabulous and more like “Death By Your Spotify Algorithm.” And please, don't get me started on your most played songs! “Metal Crusher” and “Death By Glamour” are on replay as if your taste is in a perpetual state of being crushed under the weight of its own irony. With your music choices, even your Spotify Wrapped has to shudder in disbelief, wondering how it ended up with a user who can only be defined as “spicy cringe” without the spice. So here’s the challenge: get out into the real world and let something other than metaphorical anime catgirls define your personality. It might just surprise you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!