Roasted 11 months ago based on Vikrant Khanvilkar's long term Spotify stats.

Vikrant Khanvilkar, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Seriously, your playlist could double as a middle school dance party mixed with a Bollywood film soundtrack. I mean, with a favorite genre list that reads like a desperate plea for validation from every hipster café in the Bay Area, it's no wonder your music taste feels like it’s trying too hard to impress. You’ve got West Coast hip hop crammed in with Hindi pop—let’s face it, that’s about as cohesive as a toddler’s finger painting. Your top artists scream, "I peaked in 2016 and I can’t find my way back!" Drake and Kanye? Nice choices, Vikrant. But with that much Drake in your life, I can’t help but wonder if you’re secretly waiting for a sad text from your ex to hit play on your “feels playlist.” And let's not forget your self-indulgent obsession with dark R&B and trap soul. You know you can still have fun without feeling like you just watched a breakup montage on loop, right? Looking at your most played songs, it’s a wonder you haven’t single-handedly caused Spotify’s servers to file for emotional distress. “Jimmy Cooks” and “NOKIA”—what’s next? A two-hour podcast on the profound impact of every time Drake breathes? Kudos on combining the intellectual weight of jazz rap with the lyrical depth of "21 Savage"—it’s the perfect representation of your inner conflict: part emotional genius, part music snob. So keep that awkward blend of genres alive, Vikrant. They say variety is the spice of life. But in your case? It’s just a hot mess in desperate need of a serious playlist intervention!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!