Roasted 20 days ago based on @Mikaelala's long term Spotify stats.

@Mikaelala, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary where an overzealous emo kid discovered their dad’s record collection—only the dad was a hipster who wouldn’t stop crying over their ex. Seriously, 80% of your favorite artists are basically just variations of the same sorrowful sound, wrapped in a K-Pop bow. If I had a nickel for every time someone cried within the first 30 seconds of one of those songs, I could afford to pay for better therapy than whatever you're using to cope with this audio trauma. Now let’s talk about your genre choices. K-Pop, Hyperpop, and Bedroom Pop? Did you somehow get an exclusive deal with your high school’s prom committee? It's like your music taste took a genius approach to make everyone in your life question your sanity. And "Noise Music”? You mean the soundtrack to a raccoon dumpster diving? Throw in lullabies and children's songs, and it sounds like your playlists are just a desperate attempt to charm toddlers and avoid adult responsibilities. Something tells me you’re just one “Dream Pop” outburst away from trying to convince everyone that finger-painting is a legitimate career choice. And don’t get me started on your top artists. I see you’re a big fan of Laufey—congratulations on discovering the “express your emotional distress but still refuse to talk about it” club! Your most played songs look like they’re straight out of a “Songs for When You Can’t Get Out of Bed” playlist. With so many “Fragile” and “Bored” tracks, you must be one breakup away from curating the ultimate soundtrack for a lifetime of despair. Keep it up, and you’ll have everyone convinced your Spotify is a cry for help.

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