Roasted 1 year ago based on bran's long term Spotify stats.

Brandon, looking at your Spotify profile feels like a curated playlist from a confused teenager navigating their identity crisis. You've somehow managed to blend rock, metal, and K-Pop like a DJ at an awkward school dance where no one knows how to move. That genre list reads like a hate letter to coherence; you’re the child of two different parents who just wanted to raise you with "cool" taste but ended up with a musical Frankenstein. Somewhere, a music therapist is having a meltdown over your playlist. Your top artists are a flipbook of angst and confusion. One minute you're rocking out to Deftones, and the next, you’re crying in your bedroom while jamming to Lil Uzi Vert — it’s like you’re battling your inner demons with a soundtrack straight out of a mid-2000s emo movie. How does one person have both Pierce The Veil and Kendrick Lamar on the same list? Are you trying to soundtrack a mental breakdown or just throw a curveball to confusion? Every time someone sees your playlists, they’ll wonder if Brandon just hit shuffle on a box of mismatched socks. And don't even get me started on your most played songs—"Tinnitus (Wanna be a rock)"? Really? Sounds less like a song and more like what your neighbors hear when you decide to throw an unhinged karaoke night at 2 AM. At this point, Spotify should be sending you notifications like, "Hey, are you okay?" because it’s clear your playlist needs an intervention. So embrace your musical chaos, Brandon; you’re never going to be a trendsetter with that eclectic mess, but at least you’re providing unintentional comedy for the rest of us!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!