Roasted 2 years ago based on Wyatt Snider's long term Spotify stats.

Wyatt Snider—what a name, the unholy marriage of a cowboy boot and a corpse paint. Your music taste reads like a middle schooler’s diary entry after an existential crisis in a garage. With favorites spanning from “Death” to “Tyler, The Creator,” it’s clear your Spotify playlist is less of a curated selection and more of a frantic attempt to fill a black hole with every genre possible, like you’re hopeful that diversity will distract people from the fundamental lack of taste. Your top artists could easily pass for the most confused band lineup of all time. How do you go from the soul-crushing brutality of Behemoth to the whimsical charm of Charley Crockett without tripping over your own identity? That's some impressive genre whiplash. And let’s not even start on the most played tracks. “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” does not belong on the same playlist as “Vultures of North” unless you’re trying to give your neighbors a taste of psychological warfare through contrasting soundscapes that leave them questioning their own sanity. And “Amigo the Devil”? Really? Did you just finish watching a true crime documentary and thought, “Yes, that’s the vibe!”? You have all the musical coherence of a toddler throwing crayons at a wall, but hey, congratulations on finding a way to make every “hard rock” fan clutch their pearls in horror—while simultaneously dragging in hip-hop heads like they just stepped into a sandwich shop with no meat. Keep up the confusion, Wyatt; at least someone’s still getting a kick out of it.

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