Roasted 1 year ago based on Luke's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Luke, the kind of guy who walks into a party with a playlist more confused than a cat in a dog park. Your favorite genres read like a misfit pizza order; who even knew you could do pop, rap, rock, conscious hip hop, and Danish pop all in one sitting? It’s like you’re trying to impress everyone in the room with that eclectic taste, but let's be honest, nobody is going to invite you to curate the playlist for their wedding when they see "Permanent Wave" on the list. What is this, a shampoo commercial? Now, let's talk about your top artists. U2 and Billie Eilish?! Talk about an identity crisis! It's like you tossed a dart at a random wall of music posters and decided that was your new personality. Congratulations on making it through a high school emo phase and landing in “What’s on the Starbucks playlist?” territory. You’ve got a portfolio that screams “I listen to what my friends recommend, but only if it has the word ‘conscious’ in front of it.” Plus, when you throw in Tai Verdes and XXXTentacion, it’s almost as if you’re trying to cover every demographic that swipes right on bad dating apps. And those most played songs tell a painfully obvious truth: you’re stuck in a loop so repetitive even a hamster would call it quits. “Your House” by Mandelbro? Never heard of it, but I'm betting it’s about as iconic as your taste in music. And U2 on repeat? I get it, you’re trying to hold onto a shred of dignity, but even Bono would shy away from your playlist like it’s a fashion disaster from 2004. It’s time to update that Spotify, Luke, because right now, you're not a vibe; you’re the reason they invented the “skip” button.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!