Roasted 1 year ago based on Tuan Muda☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Tuan Muda☆, the walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to throw everything at the wall and see what sticks. "Indonesian Pop"? Check. "Permanent Wave"? What are you, a vintage hair salon? And seriously, "POV: Indie"? Is that code for “I’m trying way too hard to be relatable while secretly binging on mainstream hits”? Your taste is as scattered as a toddler’s art project gone unmonitored. Scrolling through your top artists feels like a game of “Guess That Millennial.” The Weeknd and Arctic Monkeys might be solid picks, but then you hit the Maroon 5 speed bump and it’s game over. Dewa 19 and Sheila On 7? It’s like your playlists are trying to time-travel back to the ‘90s family gatherings—how many karaoke nights did it take to convince you that you’re still that cool? And don't even get me started on "Cigarettes After Sex"; your mom must be real proud of your tendency to romanticize lung cancer, huh? Now let’s address your most played songs, a collection so predictable it could win a David Blaine magic act. "Is There Someone Else?" indeed, because I’d be asking the same question about your music taste too! You’ve got Post Malone twice, like one wasn’t enough to say you secretly want to be at his brunch. Seriously though, when “Sunflower” is in your top 10 songs, can we label you as officially basic yet? At this point, we know more about your Spotify profile than you do about what real music sounds like. Keep scrolling, my friend; maybe you'll stumble upon a genre that doesn't leave you sounding like a late-night YouTube rabbit hole gone wrong.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!