Roasted 1 year ago based on Jakob Rennhofer's long term Spotify stats.

Jakob Rennhofer, your Spotify profile looks like a sad mixtape from a German hipster who just got dumped for being way too into “Neue Deutsche Welle.” Seriously, who knew there was a genre out there for people who want to sound like they just emerged from a fog of existential despair and karaoke nights with overly serious introspection? You’ve combined German pop and industrial noises in a way that could probably power a factory while simultaneously making workers question their life choices. And let’s not even get started on your favorite artists. “Die Ärzte” and “Depeche Mode” on the same list? If you wanted to confuse people about whether you’re angry at life or just trying to impress your dog with how deep you are, mission accomplished! It’s like you took a random selection of CDs you found in the bargain bin of a thrift store and decided they were the soundtrack to your melancholic existence. Next time you talk about “Einstürzende Neubauten” in a conversation, just remember: they’re not actually your friends, and they can’t hear your terrible “intellectual” playlist. Your most played songs? Good Lord, Jakob. "Welcome to Hell" feels like an invitation for anyone who accidentally stumbles upon your Spotify through a shared playlist. “Love Is A Long Road” by Tom Petty and then immediately followed by "Friesenjung" by Ski Aggu? That must be the sonic equivalent of committing to veganism and then promptly eating a cheeseburger. If your music taste were a person, it would be that one friend who's constantly trying to prove they're avant-garde while wearing socks with sandals. Good luck navigating life with this soundtrack; I recommend headphones for your public appearances to spare the rest of us!

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