Roasted 3 months ago based on yahir's long term Spotify stats.

Yahir, it’s truly impressive how your music taste reads like a PowerPoint presentation titled “Crying in Spanish: A Guide to Self-Pity.” You’ve got intricate playlists filled with every subgenre of sadness you could find, from "Sad Sierreño" to "Corrido Bélico." If Spotify ever needs a soundtrack to a dramatic telenovela about someone who just can’t get over their ex, they should just hire you as the head composer. You’ve got more feelings in your lineup than a therapy session for a heartbroken mariachis fan. Your obsession with Bad Bunny and Peso Pluma is astounding. It’s like you single-handedly decided that all your personal trauma should be channeled through the same twenty artists that are currently the face of Latin music. Honestly, your “Top Artists” list reads like the lineup for a festival where people mosh for the last chips at a taco stand. And good luck explaining that “Latin Alternative” tag to anyone who hasn’t had a few too many margaritas. I’m half expecting you to drop an album called "Songs to Cry to While Pretending You’re Happy at a Family Fiesta." And can we talk about your most played songs? You’ve played “Timeless” so often that I’m convinced it's the soundtrack to your daily struggle of simply existing. It’s like you hit repeat every time you feel something… you know, like when your ice cream melts or when your dog looks at you after you’ve been gone for five minutes. So here’s a toast: may your heart heal someday, may it get so good that Billie Eilish writes a song about you—but until then, we’re all just thankful for the unique way you’ve turned your Spotify into an emotional dumpster fire. Cheers!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!