Roasted 6 months ago based on monsterigu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, monsterigu, your Spotify profile reads like an IKEA manual written by a hipster who graduated with a degree in Indonesian Studies. Who knew you could be both tragically basic and uniquely confused at the same time? You’ve somehow curated a playlist that makes one wonder if you’ve been locked away in a Bali café, sipping on overpriced lattes and lamenting about your love life while trying to hide your overwhelming need for validation through obscure Indonesian pop tracks. Congratulations! You've managed to master the art of making even the most vibrant music scene sound as exciting as paint drying. Your top artists read like a roll call from a seminar titled "How to Sound Cultured While Living in Your Parents’ Basement." Seriously, MALIQ & D'Essentials? More like MALIQ & Disappointments. And don't get me started on Tulus—I’ve heard dial-up internet connections with more emotional depth. If I had a dollar for every time I heard your favorite songs, I’d be rich enough to bribe you into reconsidering your choices. “Drive” by Incubus? Is that your desperate attempt to sound edgy? Because it honestly feels more like you were driving aimlessly, hoping to discover some kind of musical epiphany. Most played songs? More like most played-about-who-could-care-less. You’ve managed to make me wish for a soundtrack to drown out your existential crises as you drift between “life with u - acoustic” and “Al I'tirof”—an emotional rollercoaster that’s more like a kiddie ride at an amusement park. But kudos for keeping the title of “The World’s Most Dedicated Indonesian Pop Fan” all to yourself. Only you could transform a Spotify profile into an unsolicited therapy session for anyone regrettably scrolling through it. Maybe it’s time to level up that playlist and add a few bangers instead of wallowing in the sea of niche genres. Think of it as giving your ears a vacation from their current Indonesian tour—fly them somewhere new for a change!

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