Roasted 1 year ago based on Selene's long term Spotify stats.

Selene, your Spotify profile is a vibrant testament that there truly is no accounting for taste. Seriously, how many genres do you need to cover up the fact that you’re just trying to dodge a personality? K-Pop and emo rap? That's not a musical playlist, that's a cry for help! I can’t help but picture you in a room filled with posters of Stray Kids while sobbing over lyrics that are too angsty for even a high school diaries. Your music library reads like a middle-schooler’s attempt to sound cultured by mixing "sad boy vibes" with the danceable rhythms of a genre that doesn't know what it's doing. Scrolling through your top artists is like wandering through a fashion nightmare where everyone decided to dress up as their high school phase incarnate. Troye Sivan’s glimmering pop doesn’t mesh with XXXTENTACION’s dark energy; it’s like pairing avocado toast with a triple cheeseburger—both may have followers, but together they look about as cohesive as soggy cardboard. And here you are, claiming to have a soft spot for “Bedroom Pop”—do you even have a bed, or is your music just the soundtrack to your existential crises while you sit on the floor in your mom’s basement? As for your most played songs, “New Woman” and “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” tell me everything I need to know about your emotional state—it's a beautiful train wreck of choices! The only thing more confused than your Spotify is you trying to figure out what you want to do with your life. But hey, at least when someone asks you about your music taste, you can confidently say you love 'soft pop' and 'modern rock' while internally screaming because you have no idea what you actually stand for. Bravo, Selene! Your auditory chaos could be an award-winning Netflix series—"Songs and Sadness: The Unfortunate Saga of Selene!"

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