Roasted 2 years ago based on thy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, soapycat, the self-proclaimed DJ of doom who thinks sifting through genres like a DJ at a flea market somehow makes them a tastemaker. Let’s break this down: Your list reads like the love child of a basic festival experience and a barista with too much time on their hands. EDM? More like “Eeyore’s Daily Melancholy.” And what’s with V-Pop? Did you run out of ‘Woe is me’ playlists and just start throwing darts at the map of Vietnam? Dance Pop? Who are you trying to impress? The cookie-cutter vibe of a TikTok influencer still trying to discover the “deep meaning” behind their choices? Your top artists have all the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. Kendrick Lamar? Just because you have him cuddling next to Zedd doesn’t mean you understand his genius; it's like wearing a Mona Lisa shirt but only knowing how to doodle stick figures. And let’s address the elephant in the room: Your top songs. You’ve got “Naked” beside “Hơi Bị Nóng” as if they’re the lost companions of a half-baked road trip where the destination is a mid-life crisis by crossover. Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard your most played songs, I’d be richer than your Spotify subscription for the past five years. And let’s be real, if your playlist were a person, they’d be the one standing awkwardly at the back of a party, clutching a beverage while trying desperately to avoid eye contact with the actual good music in the room. So, here’s a suggestion for you: take a break from your “progressive electro house” experiments and step outside your personal comfort zone, because right now, your Spotify profile reads like an existential crisis bundled in neon lights and four-on-the-floor beats. Good luck refining that musical taste because, honey, it’s a hot mess—a soap opera for sure, and you just played the starring role as “Most Likely to Bore Us to Death.”

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