Roasted 9 months ago based on JAY's long term Spotify stats.

MIYU, your Spotify profile is a musical Picasso created during a bender at a children's birthday party. K-Pop, Vocaloid, and Lullabies? It’s like your playlist is trying to represent a mid-life crisis for a toddler. You’ve got the musical taste of someone who can’t decide whether they want to party or take a nap, and frankly, I’m worried about your emotional well-being. The rest of us are vibing to Taylor Swift and Drake, while you’re out here bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “popcorn”! Your top artists read like a list of contestants for the latest "So You Think You Can Sing: Anime Edition." I mean, I've seen better musical choices from a bouncy castle DJ trying to appeal to every age group without offending anyone. With a lineup like that, it’s no surprise your hobbies probably include wall art made with glitter glue and crayon drawings of magical creatures. At this point, I’m expecting you to drop an album titled "MIYU’s Magical Moments in Minimalism," because that’s the only coherent response to this mess! And let’s talk about your most played songs. Calling them a "varied mix" is like saying a toddler's finger painting is "a nuanced reflection of the human experience." Each track is a little slice of ‘What Even Is Going On?’ that makes me wonder if you think you’re the star of your own quirky indie film. Spoiler alert: you’re not. If earworms were sentient, they’d file a restraining order against your playlist for emotional abuse. So go ahead, MIYU, lean into that whimsical chaos, but remember – just because you can, doesn’t mean you should!

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