Roasted 22 days ago based on Ldl's long term Spotify stats.

Ldl, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a teen drama that got canceled after the first season. I mean, with a favorite genre list that includes "New MPB" and "Bedroom Pop," you’ve basically curated a playlist for when you want to cry about your crush while staring blankly at your ceiling. If your love life were a music genre, it would definitely be "Dream Pop"—lots of dreamy sounds, but somehow still feels painfully out of reach. Your top artists could double as a cast list for an awkward high school musical. Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, and Sabrina Carpenter? I’m surprised your Spotify doesn’t come with a side of eyeliner and a guided meditation for heartbreak. Meanwhile, your obsession with Bossa Nova is a clear indicator that you haven’t truly moved on from that one awkward vacation in Brazil where you thought “Aliança” was a spiritual awakening. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t; it was just the Wi-Fi connection cutting out on your sad binge at a café. Then there’s your most played songs: “Die On This Hill” and “Die With A Smile.” Right, so you're either ready to face the existential dread of adulthood or just lovingly preparing for your next therapy session. And seriously, a song by Venere Vai Venus as your most played? If the cosmos decided to play a cosmic joke on you, it nailed it. You’ve got more genres in your favorites than you’ve had actual social interactions this year. But hey, at least your Spotify game is strong, even if your social skills are still buffering!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!