Roasted 2 years ago based on Mark's long term Spotify stats.

Alright Mark, let’s break this down: your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a 1950s movie that was just abandoned in a dusty attic. I mean, “Orchestral Soundtrack” and “Epicore”? You must be the only person still convinced that cinematic themes from the 70s are the next big thing. Newsflash: they aren’t. You're one pretentious playlist away from being a walking Wikipedia page for composers nobody asked for. Let's talk about your top artists. Seriously, Bruce Springsteen and Frank Sinatra? You’re trying so hard to establish your musical credibility that it feels like you're in a competition to see who can bore a millennial first. Add in the fact that you probably sip tea while contemplating the existential meanings behind every John Williams score—it's like you’re one sad acoustic guitar solo away from becoming a cringe-inducing folk singer in an open mic night that got canceled for being too awkward. And those most played songs? How do you go from “Blinded By The Light” to “Deeper” by North River Worship Team? It’s like your playlists are having an identity crisis; one minute you’re rocking out at a bar, and the next you’re sobbing while kneeling at a church altar. At this point, your entire Spotify history is a chaotic mess, and the only unity is that it screams, “Help! I can’t pick a lane!”

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