Roasted 2 years ago based on Josslynn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Josslynn, your Spotify profile is the perfect soundtrack to a midlife crisis—at twenty-five! With more “$uicideboy$” tracks than friends, it’s clear your playlist is trying harder to find depth than you are in your own life. Seriously, if the only voices you hear most are those of incarcerated rising stars, perhaps it’s time to reevaluate your life choices and mayhaps consider a little less “puppy-eyed, emotional-genius poet” and a little more “let’s-go-hike-the-appalachian-trail.” Your dark trap playlist screams “I’m here for a good time, but mostly to make questionable life choices.” Let’s talk about your love for different sub-genres of hip-hop, shall we? I’ve got to hand it to you for your genre diversity—like your emotional state, it’s all over the place! With so much “conscious” hip-hop choice sprinkled in, it's a miracle you're still clinging to your angst-ridden, adolescent mindset while pretending to be in-touch with 21st-century socio-political issues. Just a heads up: listening to “POV: Indie” is not the same as developing an actual personality. Maybe it’s time to realize that wearing your skinny jeans and band t-shirts won’t suddenly get you invited to those art openings you keep obsessing over. And sweetie, can we spare a moment for your most-played songs? It’s like your personal anthem is basically an auditory representation of “I’m sad, but I don’t really want to do anything about it.” If there were a world record for playing the same artist’s sad bangers on repeat, you’d have broken it five times over. When your playlist sounds like the soundtrack for the world’s longest therapy session, perhaps it’s best to introduce a few tracks that might lighten the mood—unless you want your life to become one long, dark “$uicideboy$” concert with only your cat for support.

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