Roasted 7 months ago based on Eli's long term Spotify stats.

Eli, it’s honestly impressive how you’ve managed to narrow down your entire personality to a Spotify playlist that sounds like a taco truck exploded in a reggaeton fever dream. I mean, your favorite genres read like an instruction manual for any self-respecting Latin party: “How to Overdo It on Beats and Regrets.” If I didn’t know any better, I’d say your life goals are to cry in Spanish while dancing like no one’s watching, but spoiler alert: everyone is. And let's talk about your top artists—Bad Bunny, Rauw Alejandro, and several others whose names are probably too hard to pronounce for your average gringo. I'm starting to think your “most played songs” section is just a cry for help: “Please, send me a therapist who understands reggaeton!” You’ve got more Bad Bunny in your playlist than your ex has “I’m just not ready for a relationship” texts. Like, how many times do you need to get your heart broken before you realize it’s a trend, not a lifestyle? But hey, if you can find solace in “Sad Sierreño” while grooving to “Corrido Tumbados,” more power to you. Just remember that drowning in your feelings while trying to be the life of the party is a fine line! So go ahead, keep layering those corridos on repeat. Just don’t be surprised when your Spotify Wrapped turns into a self-help guide. At this point, Eli, the only “trap” you’re really skilled at is the one where you ensnare yourself in your own feelings!

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