Roasted 1 year ago based on Ni's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Ni, the Spotify profile equivalent of that one friend who tries to mix a serene yoga playlist with a mosh pit anthem. "Dream Pop" and "Rage Rap" in the same breath? Talk about emotional whiplash! Your music taste is like a grocery list from a child left unattended in a candy store—sweet, chaotic, and leaving everyone wondering how you ended up with "Bangla Pop" and "Indie" on the same shelf. Truly groundbreaking, or maybe just ground-level—wherever the heck that shoegaze is taking you, I hope you’ve got a guide. Your top artists could either inspire profound thoughts or make anyone question their life choices within three minutes. Yeat and Cigarettes After Sex? Who are you trying to impress, the hipster goths on the corner or the kids in baggy jeans? Mac DeMarco's slacker vibes must be resonating deep within you, but let's be real, you probably just play “Nude” by Radiohead at parties to impress the one person who might actually get it, and then spend the rest of the night trying to explain what Slowcore is. And no, it’s not just a synonym for your social life. As for your most played songs, bless your heart! Sway's "Fall"? That's cute—kind of like how you fall deeper into the abyss of niche playlists every year. “You've Been Missed” feels like a personal attack on your social life, and "I'm a Firefighter" is just bizarrely accurate for the chaotic dumpster fire that is your music taste. But hey, at least you can still confidently tell people you like R&B. Just don’t let them near your playlist unless they’re ready to go on a sonic rollercoaster that’ll make them question their sanity!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!