Roasted 1 month ago based on Joey Ketterink's long term Spotify stats.

Joey Ketterink, huh? I see your Spotify profile is basically a love letter to the angsty emotions of a 14-year-old girl stuck in a suburban basement. With a favorite genre list that reads like a “How to Cry Over a Sinus Infection” guide, there’s no denying your playlist could use a good dose of tough love. You have “Nederpop” and “Christian Hip Hop” side by side like you're trying to prove God exists—and all He does is ask you to stop hitting repeat on Dean Lewis. Looking at your top artists is like watching a musical version of alphabetical order go terribly wrong. You’ve got Taylor Swift and Dean Lewis duking it out, neither of whom could fight their way out of a paper bag without tripping over their own words. And let’s not even get started on your love for “alternative metal” when your playlist sounds more like someone hopelessly trying to find the right mix of elevator music and sentimental teen romance. If emotional fragility were an Olympic sport, you’d definitely be bringing home the gold. And then there are your most played songs: a beautiful disaster that could only be outdone by reading a diary entry from 2003. “I Hate That It’s True” is probably your personal anthem at this point, and to be honest, it’s a wonder Spotify hasn’t sent you a wellness check yet. With a selection that could make even the most seasoned emo feel like they’ve overdosed on heartache, my only advice is: maybe take a break from the tears and consider exploring a genre that doesn’t involve locking yourself in your room while crying over a heavy rainstorm. Trust me, your emotional well-being is worth at least one more listen to some actual fun music.

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