Roasted 2 months ago based on Ryan Minns's long term Spotify stats.

Ryan, your Spotify profile would make anyone wonder if you’re trying to audition for the role of "Trendsetter of the Overly Emotional." With a playlist that screams "I really hope my Spotify algorithm will help me figure out why I feel so deeply sad all the time," you’ve leveled up the art of indecisiveness. It’s like you threw all your favorite genres into a blender set to "existential crisis" and hit puree. You’ve got rap one minute and yacht rock the next—was it a party or a therapy session? Either way, I'd suggest getting a refund on both experiences. Your top artists read like the lovechild of a teenage girl's diary and a hipster's coffee order. Kanye West towering over a sea of softer sounds like some sort of musical Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong is just too much to handle. It's unclear whether you’re breaking the bank on vinyl or just crying silently in a dark corner while listening to “Ribs” for the umpteenth time, reminiscing over lost friendships and unrequited crushes. Let’s be real, you might as well change your username to “Ryan Heartbreak” because based on these choices, you’re clearly searching for something, and it isn’t a good time. And speaking of your most played songs, are you trying to curate the world’s saddest mixtape or are you just up against the clock for "Most Likely to Need a Hug" award? With “Cigarettes After Sex” making multiple appearances, it seems like your love life also sounds like a low-budget indie film that only gets shown at local art houses. Just remember, emotional damage is one thing, but having “Sunsetz” and “Apocalypse” in the same top ten list? That’s a full-blown cry for help, my dude. Consider checking in with someone about the soundtrack of your life before you start charging admission for all these feels!

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