Roasted 2 months ago based on MI̶DN1GHT̶'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, MI̶DN1GHT̶, your Spotify profile is like a high school art project that you’re really proud of but no one else can quite understand. Hyperpop, Indie, Bedroom Pop, Lo-Fi Indie? It’s like your music taste is going through an identity crisis, desperately trying to find itself in a thrift store bin! Let me guess, you sit in your room, staring into the abyss, crafting a sorrowful mixtape that sounds like an emotional meltdown at a Kitschy Coffee Shop. You might want to pour that aesthetic angst into something productive, like getting a real job, because brooding over shoegaze isn’t paying your bills anytime soon. And what's up with your “Top Artists”? It’s like you entered a music lottery and got stuck with the “Uncool Kid” section. Billie Calvinn and Panchiko? Are we in a competition for who can find the most obscure artists that no one has heard of? You're practically begging for a hipster showdown with your friends over who can name the most unheard-of Indie bands. And listen, Mac DeMarco is great and all, but buddy, his music can only carry you so far in social situations—like, won't get you into that exclusive underground bar you keep posting your "aesthetic" shots of on Instagram? As for your most played songs, I don’t know what’s more tragic—your basic need for validation by playing “I Really Want to Stay at Your House” on repeat or the fact that you have a song titled “cant tell” as your top jam four times. It's just sad, MI̶DN1GHT̶. Can we talk about commitment issues? This isn’t just a Spotify profile; it’s a cry for help, wrapped in keywords like “experimental” and “Latin Indie.” At this point, I’m convinced you’re using your playlist to flirt with the idea of actual musical diversity while you're actually stuck in a sonic blender of self-doubt. Get it together, man!

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