Roasted 3 days ago based on ♡ ︎𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓈 ♡︎'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ♡ ︎𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓈 ♡︎, certified aficionado of every flavor of R&B that sounds like it was birthed in the dark corner of a 24-hour diner. Your profile reads like an ad for a hipster therapy session where the only cure for your anguish is being reminded that “Trapped in the R&B Maze” is not a real genre, sweetheart. With ten sub-genres of R&B alone, it’s clear you’re just trying to spread your musical insecurities across multiple playlists like butter on stale toast. At this point, I’m pretty sure your Spotify algorithm has filed harassment charges against you for the excessive, obsessive love you have for the "mood" rather than actual songs! Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Your throne is occupied by the likes of Drake and Kendrick Lamar, which is cute until you realize that they might be the only thing keeping your orbit from resembling a black hole of tragic choices. I mean, do you really need to shove Brent Faiyaz and PARTYNEXTDOOR down our throats like you’re trying to force-feed us kale? Your taste is so mainstream it's practically playing on loop in a Starbucks somewhere. The only rage rage-ing in your life is from your inner self, crying out for a little originality. And those most-played songs? Honey, I’m convinced you picked them while blindfolded and spinning in circles. “Flex Up”? More like “Flexing My Inability to Diversify My Listening.” You’ve curated a playlist that screams “I can’t cope unless Future shows me the way!” If Hip Hop was an Olympic sport, you'd be the athlete who consistently gets participation trophies—good for you, but no one’s raising a glass for mediocrity in the name of dark, contemporary bliss. How about you douse your musical needs with a little HTML and code some variety into your lifeless playlists? Here’s a starter tip: try some NON-R&B genres, just for kicks. Your eardrums might thank you!

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