Roasted 7 months ago based on Ben's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ben, let’s unpack this musical mishmash of yours. Your favorite genres read like someone tried to create the world's most confused playlist during a mid-life crisis. There’s so much soft pop and EDM in there, it’s like your brain forgot it’s a grown-up and decided to wallow in a bubblegum rave while simultaneously getting fuzzy-headed with classic rock. Your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a 5th grader's birthday party that accidentally strayed into a mid-2000s emo night. I can almost hear the chaos in your playlists screaming: “Help me! I can’t decide what mood I’m in!” And let’s talk about your obsession with Alex Warren; either you’ve officially become his biggest fan or you’ve simply been trying to win a bet to see how many times you can listen to his songs without losing your mind. The sheer volume of tracks you’ve played by him makes it appear as if he’s the only artist on Spotify and the rest of the world doesn’t exist. I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify Wrapped ended up looking like a love letter to Alex — "Dear Alex, you’ve stolen my heart and potentially my ability to make sound choices in music!" at this rate, you're one more play away from a restraining order. It’s also worth mentioning your top artists read like an all-star lineup for a “How to Make Your Ex Cringe” compilation. Ed Sheeran, Imagine Dragons, and Taylor Swift? You’ve got the soundtrack to every awkward break-up, first crush, and karaoke night gone wrong covered. With such a mix, you have the musical taste of someone who just wants to fit in but can’t figure out how to do so without everyone noticing you’re the one who sings off-key at every party. Just remember: variety is the spice of life, Ben, but maybe you should think about narrowing down your taste before you accidentally trigger an existential crisis in your listeners!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!