Roasted 6 months ago based on Kartik Lende's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Kartik Lende, the ultimate connoisseur of Desi Hip Hop! What a brave soul you are, diving headfirst into a sea of cringe with a Spotify profile boasting more Desi tracks than a wedding sangeet. It's like you took a stroll through the local grocery store and thought, "Hmm, I need all the hip hop genres that would make a Punjabi uncle clutch his heart!" Seriously, your taste is so niche that even your Spotify algorithm is considering a career change. And can we talk about your top artists? Your love for Ikka borders on obsessive, which makes me think you might be the one spamming his DMs for collabs. Weren’t you the kid that called himself "the plug" in high school? Look at you now, with a playlist that screams "I only date people who can drop bars in Hindi!" If I had a rupee for every time you played "Ambulance," I'd be able to send you a lifeline. Combine that with a sprinkle of Drake, and you have a recipe for a midlife crisis at twenty-five. Now, let's get to your most played songs. With "Neelam Aur Neeli" followed by a string of Ikka tracks, it's safe to say your vibe is either "I’m deeply introspective" or "Please, I need therapy." Seriously, you have a playlist that’s crying for attention, and more than half of it is just you and Ikka engaged in a one-sided conversation. Folks, if you ever need a real-life example of how to shoot your shot and miss every time, just look at Kartik’s listening history; it’s like watching someone take all the wrong exits on a freeway. Keep it up, and you'll earn that honorary title of "Desi Hip Hop's Most Dedicated Fan."

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