Roasted 10 months ago based on STORMYYYYY's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, STORMYYYYY, let's take a moment to unpack your Spotify profile—it's like you've dipped your toes into every genre that exists but forgot to actually swim in any of them. EDM and Soft Pop? You’re like a DJ who can’t quite commit to throwing a rave or a nap time. And who needs diversity when you can just have a playlist that sounds like an eternal summer vacation in a bubblegum factory? “Norwegian Pop”? Really? Are you trying to physically embody the essence of IKEA furniture with an accent on Scandinavian sadness? Now, let's talk about your top artists—what do we have here, a battle of the mediocre? Alec Benjamin and Imagine Dragons? Wow, you must be the life of the party, standing in the corner staring at your phone while everyone else actually enjoys themselves. At least you should be grateful that "Progressive House" ensures you'll never have to actually progress past the middle school dance mixes. What’s next on the agenda, taking advice from a “Christian Hip Hop” artist on how to have a good time while desperately swaying to “Folk Pop”? That's a vibe only your therapist could understand. Oh, and those most played songs—congratulations! You’ve managed to perfectly curate a playlist that screams “I have commitment issues in every aspect of my life.” “Shots - Broiler Remix”? More like “I would love to forget the shots of self-respect I’ve taken.” Half of your playlist sounds like you’re stuck in a motivational quotes wallpaper slideshow for an underwhelming social media influencer. Just remember, if your Spotify wrapped looks like the soundtrack to a sad rom-com no one wanted to see, it might be time to hit shuffle on your taste.

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