Roasted 8 months ago based on TESANA's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, TESANA, let's break down this Spotify profile of yours. It's clear you’re trying to cultivate a sophisticated ear for music, but with a lineup that looks like the playlist of a hipster art school dropout, it's hard not to raise an eyebrow. Seven different flavors of hip hop? Are you sure you're not just auditioning for the title of 'Most Indecisive Music Fan'? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped should come with a side of "pick a lane". You could've just put "good music" and called it a day instead of playing Twister with all these genres. Now let's talk about your favorite artists! Frank Ocean is in your top four, which is great…but so is Kanye West? Those are some mixed signals, like wearing a "Save the Planet" shirt while chugging a giant soda. You have more emotional investment in Frank Ocean than most people have in their relationships, but then you throw in Drake like he's the safety net for bad choices. If Austin Farwell is your secret weapon to hipness, I fear for your social life. And then there's your Most Played Songs list—a monument to your obsessive love for Frank Ocean that can only be outdone by his therapist. "Nikes," "Self Control," "Pink + White"—are you trying to tell us you're both deeply introspective and hopelessly lost at the same time? You’ve got more Frank in your rotation than a one-man karaoke show. Can we get a spotlight on someone else? Or are we just going to keep hitting repeat on your emotional crisis playlist? You may be dreaming, but trust me, nobody is waking up to your Spotify vibes anytime soon.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!