Roasted 2 years ago based on Anthony's long term Spotify stats.

Anthony, whoever hurt you clearly made you listen to alternative metal on repeat until you started liking it. I mean, your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in an anime factory — a mashup of angst and confusion best experienced while wearing a black hoodie and wondering why the world doesn’t understand your pain. You’re like the poster child for every emo kid who tried to “grow up” but ended up just adopting K-Pop as a guilty pleasure… congrats, you’ve officially become the Walking Contradiction Award winner. Your top artists? Stray Kids and Disturbed? It's like you took a playlist from high school band practice and mixed it with the “inspirational” playlist that gets you riled up before a workout (or a Naruto marathon). You’ve got rap metal, K-Pop boy groups, and also the entirety of Japanese metalcore. It’s almost like you’re trying your hardest to impress that one friend who insists that heavy bass will help you lift weights or get girls. Spoiler alert: it hasn't worked yet, and you'll need more than a dance move or sick guitar riff to catch someone’s eye. Let’s just hope your dating profile doesn’t reveal that you’ve named your puppy after a BABYMETAL song. And those most played songs? Honestly, it looks like the soundtrack to your last therapy session. You’ve got "CIRCUS" on repeat, and I can’t help but think that’s your inner monologue every time you look in the mirror. “LOST IN PARADISE”? More like “LOST IN A CHAOTIC CLUSTER OF GENRES”! At this point, you should probably make a musical grocery list just to be clear on what you’re actually putting in your ears. But hey, Anthony, at least you’re not boring, and that’s saying something when your profile looks like a personal ad for someone who’s just trying to figure out if double bass pedals or bubblegum pop can cure depressive thoughts. Buckle up, buddy—life’s a ride, but with your playlist, we’re all just waiting for a train wreck.

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