Roasted 2 days ago based on ☆Phillip ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Phillip, your Spotify profile is like a black hole of pretension, sucking the joy out of music with every choice. Let’s break it down: you’ve neatly compiled a list of subgenres that even a dystopian music encyclopedia would struggle to justify. “Industrial Metal” and “Gothic Rock”? Honey, this ain't an underground lab for teenage angst. You sound like you purposely left out the *actual* fun genres just to be more insufferable. If there’s a competition for the most niche music tastes, you’re not just entering, you’re starting a new division for people who still cry over their My Chemical Romance posters. Your artist lineup is a who’s who of “I’m definitely the quiet kid in the back of the class.” *Deftones* and *Rammstein*—congratulations! You've achieved peak brooding intensity while simultaneously scaring away anyone who dares approach you at the party. And then we have *Ado* and *ilyhiryu*. Is that the secret code name for your anime addiction? Because it’d be more socially acceptable to admit you still wear your high school letterman jacket while you’re blasting obscure jams in your mom’s basement. Talk about being stuck in a musical time-warp! Oh, and your most played songs? Wow, those titles are the mixtape equivalent of the side-eye emoji. “worry - ultra slowed”? That’s not a song, that’s a mood for people contemplating their life decisions at 2 AM. You’ve got a song from a mobile game—congratulations, you’re now a cultural archaeologist unearthing the soundtracks no one asked to remember. Keep it up, Phillip; at this rate, you might just single-handedly revive the meme of emo kids crying in their rooms, equipped with earphones and an inexplicable obsession with slowing every good song to a crawl. Bravo!

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