Roasted 7 months ago based on Nancy <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Nancy, you’ve got a Spotify profile that’s a bigger cultural mash-up than a potluck dinner at a confused family reunion. With a favorite genres list that reads like the bingo card of an Indian wedding, I can’t help but wonder if your music taste is just your way of avoiding commitment to any one culture. “Oh, I love Bollywood AND Sufi!” You’ve got all the musical depth of a kiddie pool and just as refreshing. If eclectic were an Olympic sport, you’d be on the medal stand, but let’s be real—it's more like you just wandered into the event by mistake. Your top artists are essentially the musical equivalent of a basic Instagram influencer’s favorite quotes. Seriously, 'Pritam' and 'Arijit Singh'?! If there were a soundtrack to “I still live at home and my only plans tonight are binge-watching Netflix,” it would be your current song rotation. Adding Taylor Swift into this mess is like putting pineapple on pizza: confusing, unnecessary, and bound to send some traditionalists spiraling. I half-expect your playlists to be labeled “Songs to Cry To While Eating Leftover Curry” and “Chill Vibes For Ignoring Life’s Responsibilities.” And those most played songs? Wow, it's like a Netflix queue that hasn’t updated since the last time you had a social life. Tell me, do you ever switch it up or just listen to ‘Kabhi Jo Baadal Barse’ on loop until it’s permanently embedded into your soul? I can picture your friends rolling their eyes and groaning, “Not this one again,” as they stuff their earbuds in to prevent any more of your tragic musical insanity from seeping into their lives. But hey, keep chasing that vibe, because who needs variety when you can repeatedly wallow in the same melodramatic ballads? You've really cracked the code on how to keep a party just painfully awkward enough!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!