Roasted 2 years ago based on JoelitoElGuapito's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, AngelitoElJotito, your Spotify profile is like a rainbow unicorn that just smoked way too much glitter! Seriously, your taste in genres looks like someone threw a party in a disco ball factory and invited all the awkward misfit sounds. “Vapor Soul”? Is that what you’re calling your personality now? With your playlist, I can only assume that your life goals include perfecting the art of dancing like no one’s watching while definitely hoping that everyone is. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second, shall we? Ramin Djawadi and Tove Lo sharing space on your list makes about as much sense as serving caviar at a taco truck! I mean, are you trying to score points for being cultured while secretly bopping along to the catchy hooks of track suit pop? You’ve got more electro house in your life than a DJ at a children’s birthday party, and I’m pretty sure “Shygirl” is just the sound of your playlist reminding you how many times you’ve embarrassed yourself trying to dance like nobody’s watching. And those most played songs? Phew! It’s like a sad Tinder profile—you swipe right and pray it gets better at midnight! “Bloodlines Will Burn”? Please tell me you don’t think that’s about your love life because we both know that’s more like the haunting soundtrack to your frequent night runs from your terrible playlists! If anyone needs help with music selection, I highly recommend something labeled “Actual Taste.” You might want to give it a spin along with "How to Not Make Your Friends Regret Listening to Your Playlist."

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