Roasted 1 year ago based on nnone's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s “besidemeonmoon” – a Spotify profile so niche it could probably be its own Wikipedia page. Your musical tastes are like a buffet line in a Thai restaurant where every dish is at least two hours old. I mean, come on, every single genre on your list seems like an excuse for you to justify that one karaoke night where your friends still wince at the memory of you attempting to belt out "Luk Thung." And K-Pop? Really? Nothing like mixing the dullest of indie pop with the electric insanity of Korean idols. Let’s just say, if your playlists reflected your personality, they’d be a cabinet full of expired snacks. Scrolling through your top artists feels like I’m going through the entries of a music contest that took place in a basement less frequented than an abandoned amusement park. Taylor Swift and Paramore? Bold choice to include two artists that scream “my heart is broken” right next to a band called “Potato.” And how appropriate—because trying to combine indie, rock, and cinematic Thai ballads feels like a culinary crossover between mashed potatoes and sushi. If this was a musical, I can hear the critics now: “It’s a tragedy wrapped in confusion, topped with some cringe." And can we talk about your most played songs? “โฮกปี๊บ" and "แช่งแม่งดาวอังคาร"? Sounds like a mad lib where the only occupation listed was ‘person who performs karaoke at midnight in their boxers.’ Your music taste is an existential crisis hidden behind catchy melodies and bizarre titles that even Google Translate struggles with. But hey, keep living your best life on this obscure musical journey – just remember, while you’re at it, people may always wonder who you are and why your playlist sounds like it came from the void between a Thai night market and a high school angst festival. Good luck with that!

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