Roasted 2 years ago based on deloresherbig's long term Spotify stats.

Delores, your Spotify profile reads like the chaotic love child of a hipster’s diary and a high school guidance counselor’s playlist. You’ve got more genres than you know what to do with—“Permanent Wave”? Really? Are you sure that’s not just you trying to find a way to justify your addiction to 90s grunge while simultaneously moonlighting as a sad poet? I’m convinced Spotify actually needs a warning label for your account in case of emotional overload. Your top artists list screams, “I want to be unique but also terribly unacclaimed.” Lhasa De Sela and JPEGMAFIA have found themselves stuck on a playlist with the same intensity as that awkward person at a party who won’t stop discussing their vegan cat. And let’s talk about your most-played tracks—it's like a criminal lineup of songs from the world’s least confident karaoke night. You’ve got "Sister Golden Hair" next to "I A DO IT"—that combination could only mean you’re still figuring out how to finish a sentence, let alone a thought. Honestly, scrolling through your profile feels like trying to read someone’s Spotify history right after a midlife crisis and a serious emotional breakdown. “Slowcore” is a genre? More like a musical embodiment of procrastination! You might want to step outside your bubble and take a good look in the mirror. Between your eclectic mix and your indie fetish, it's clear that your taste in music is as confused as your dating life. Keep it up, and I’m convinced your next favorite genre will be “Emergency Room” after all the cringey moments you’re racking up!

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